[mobydyke]

part of the universe's inherent cruelty that all the parts of being a grownup that you idolized as a kid are both the best and worst parts of adulthood

[mobydyke]

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[mobydyke]

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[mobydyke]

balance in all things etc etc but this is mostly to say that whenever ur feeling rly down about how hard growing up and having responsibilities is, it's worth trying to remember that your 6 year old self would be so excited about this. you gotta let that optimistic little motherfucker have a voice in your head, even if that voice mostly tells you to buy gushers when you're in the middle of grocery shopping

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

genuinely obsessed with the grimace milkshake meme I hope it's got the McDonald's marketing team locked in a board room biting their nails desperately trying to figure out if this is positive press or not

[perfectlyripeclementine]

calling my lover "mine" but not in the way that my toothbrush or notebook are mine, mine in the way my neighborhood is mine, and also everybody else's, "mine" like mine to tend to, mine to care for, mine to love. "mine" not like possession but devotion.

[queenofnevermore]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[jaubaius]

Graphics glitch makes for entertaining weather report…🔊 🔊

[fenix-minerva]

[catgirl-kaiju]

Animorphs into myself

[julia1x5]

[headspace-hotel]

I love how absolutely delighted she is by it

[latinomood]

Telekinetic battle

[thesecretuncle]

It’s clear who is winning

[peach-tia]

"download the app to continue!" what if I kill you

[indexproxies]

this is among one of the funniest ask i have ever seen someone get sorry

[strawberryrosewood]

tip: you can associate fictional characters with favorite songs. but watch out

[m0nst3rg1rl]